Gay Avenger
Gay Avenger
CRYING
(Source: neology)
(Source: troll-rockeiro)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
Hey Johnny, I have this new mov-...
Yes.
whooaaa. so this is transparent, what it says depends on your background :o mind fucked.
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
Why the fuck were you showing your class your junk
Look for the leopard..
I would die in the wild
Reblogging this for anyone who everyone who didn’t believe me when I told them the reason leopards have spots is for camoflauge
no fucking way is there a leopard in this picture.
holy fUCK THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO SPOT BUT YEAH DUDE THERE IS A LEOPARD
I’ve scrolled past this so many times and thought it was a joke. I FINALLY FOUND THE LEOPARD.
i feel so proud of myself for spotting it immediately the first time around but when i looked back it took me like three minutes haha
I was like, bitch there ain’t no leopard here..
Then I saw it..
I thought this was going to be an inspirational thing on nature and how pretty it is and stuff and was like leopard?
(Source: grampas)
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and freddie
(Source: samsfatcakes)
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
this is seriously the most random post on tumblr.
where the hell do you even find this many stock photos are aren’t even centered on the people in them?
its like the photographer was drunk or something.
seriously why even make this post?
Someone needs to have the kid checked out. He’s just standing in the middle of the street staring into the sky. And why is that red-headed lady standing so far back on the escalator? Does she think that blonde has escalator cooties?
In the second photo there’s a man that’s looking at thin air. His face is super surprised, though. Why?
These pictures are so random. The only thing I notice is that the little boy in the pink shirt is in the first and the last one.
I’m so confused. What the fuck is the point of this post and why are there so many notes? It’s just random people on the street
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Dan for president!
(Source: phanesh)
GREATEST GIF EVER
(Source: gintarees)